a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Poop.

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black

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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anti-joke teehee

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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9/11

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Asians...

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