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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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