Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Kenny G

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Rick Perry.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Hi my name is Bob

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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