My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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69.... is a number

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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