shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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