- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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