How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My nipple is bleeding

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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