what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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