Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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wanna hear a joke? no

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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