- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A black man killed someone

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

The AIDS patient was gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

French people.

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