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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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