Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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P0P T4Rt

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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