What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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The white guy did it!

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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