- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

My nipple is bleeding

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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