- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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