Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Womens Sports

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I'm Spartacus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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who farted i did :]

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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