why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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69.... is a number

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My life

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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