What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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9/11.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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