- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The AIDS patient was gay

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Women's Rights

A horse walked into a barn...

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A joke

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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