A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Rick Perry.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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