- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

My life

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Rick Perry.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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