Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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