- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Women's rights.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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