Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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noodles

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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9/11.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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