What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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I can't see my forehead

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Anti Joke

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