Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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