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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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I like your hair

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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