Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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French people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Laura Pratz..

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noodles

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what color is blue? green

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