- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Women's rights.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

The joke below me is retarded

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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