- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Netball.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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