Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Poop.

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The

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my names jim haha

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

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