What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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French people.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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45.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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