Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Women's rights

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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