what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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