- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

A horse walked into a barn...

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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