What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I Love Hitler.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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dildo

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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