- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Goat balls.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

French people.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

I like your hair

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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