- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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