One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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