What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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