- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

I am the sun. You are the moon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Womens Sports

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

I'm Spartacus

What's funnier than 24? 25

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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