Where to, sir? Forward.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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