- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

French people.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

I'm Spartacus

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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