- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

wanna hear a joke? no

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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