a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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youre gay

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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cc

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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