I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Kenny G

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Nickelback

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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