- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A black person in the NHL

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

The white guy did it!

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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