- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Military intelligence.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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