what color is blue? green

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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