How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

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