What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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your fat

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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hi bye

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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