Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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