my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Chuck Norris died.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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guess what?

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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