The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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