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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

France never surrender.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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