Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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