- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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