- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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