What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Exactly what?

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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I'm Spartacus

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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