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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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