-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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CHEEZECAKE

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A man buys free health care...

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Rob Bell

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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