Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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I love you very much.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A black man killed someone

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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