Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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American healthcare.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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