Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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George W. Bush

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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balls in ya mouf

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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9/11.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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