- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

noodles

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

The Aristocrats

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

your fat

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

France never surrender.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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