whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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balls in ya mouf

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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