What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I like jokes.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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