- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

I got shot, you laughed

Asians...

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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