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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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NEVER

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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