What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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balls in ya mouf

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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