what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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I love you.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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