- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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