Black people are innocent.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Knock Knock Come in!

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Potato salad

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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