- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

knock knock you may come in

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Ruller

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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