YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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No joke.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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