- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

knock knock you may come in

womens rights

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Ruller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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