- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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