- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Come in!

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Women rights..

Women's rights.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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