Kenny G

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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knock knock go away

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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