Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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You're on fire.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Rick Perry.

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