Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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