If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

DERP

A scottish man having fun

knock knock go away

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

I Love Hitler.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's in there? Get outta there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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