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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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