What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

No.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's 9 +10 19

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Dallas Cowboys

knock knock go away

No joke.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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