- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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