Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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