there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Hitler

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road

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