- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

William Raines.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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