What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Itookasipasoda

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Kim Kardashian.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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