What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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what color is blue? green

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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no

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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