- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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