Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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