What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Scott

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cc

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Ruller

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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