There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

An iguana walks out of a bar

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

women's rights

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

your all shit at jokes

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

blubber vaginass CC

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Roses are red Violets are blue

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What's in there? Get outta there...

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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