- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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