- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Love Hitler.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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