- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Oh...okay, good.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is a dog? Bark

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

William Raines.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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