There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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