Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Itookasipasoda

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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