Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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women's rights

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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