why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

women's rights

guess what?

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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