What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A scottish man having fun

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Rick Perry.

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