There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Kenny G

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Laura Pratz..

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

45.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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