Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

A scottish man having fun

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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