- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

BIG PENIS

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Asians...

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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