What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Popsicles

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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