WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

your fat

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

You.

I love you.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

guess what?

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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