what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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