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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What's gay and gay? Joe

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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