How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Rick Perry.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

girls basketball

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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