Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Asians...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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