Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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