A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Five guys one rape.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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