What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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girls basketball

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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