Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Rick Perry.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Female Athletics

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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