Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Military intelligence.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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