Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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BIG PENIS

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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