Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Five guys one rape.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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