A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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