1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

So this blonde walks into a library.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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