A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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A black man without problems.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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