if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Gay rights

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Roses are red Violets are blue

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

my names jim haha

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

who farted i did :]

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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