William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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9/11

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Penis.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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