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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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