Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Jesus wept.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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thumbs up!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Women's rights.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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