Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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