- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Yah? Well your a ********

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

My nipple is bleeding

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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