knock knock. no one's home..

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Womens rights

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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