MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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