- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

I can see you under there. Under what?

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Your mother is so fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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