Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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