- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Womens Basketball.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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