Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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