Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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