- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Women's rights.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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