A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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whats black. an african american person

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock knock

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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