what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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