If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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pussy enough said

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

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