- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Netball.

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