Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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