what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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