Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

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