Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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your going to die

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Yo Mamma

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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clamidia

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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