- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Your mother is so fat.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why? Because racecar.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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