It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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