What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A man buys free health care...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Womens Basketball.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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