- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

I like boys!!!!! CC

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

A horse walked into a barn...

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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