Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Animal

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Christians

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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