What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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