What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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