What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Hi Adam,

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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