Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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i have cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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