- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

i like pie

My wife has terminal cancer.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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