- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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