What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I'm funny.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black man without problems.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

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