- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

Asian NASCAR.

Knock Knock, Come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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