Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Animal

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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