- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

your mom

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what happens when you wake up inception

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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