- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

i like pie

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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