Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Diana and victoria

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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