What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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womens sports...

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Christians

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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