Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Yo Mamma

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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