Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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your mom

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Women's rights.

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You're on fire.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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2+2= 478

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Anti Joke

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