a man walks into a bar and dies

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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YOLO

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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