Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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BUT HWY?

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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