You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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