clamidia

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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