- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

The NBA lockout

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

I can see you under there. Under what?

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Whats 9+10? 19

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

knock knock. no one's home..

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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