What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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