- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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