How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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i like pie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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