A horse walked into a barn...

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i like pie

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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