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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Runescape.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

I can see you under there. Under what?

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

My wife has terminal cancer.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

i have cancer

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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