- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A baby seal walks into a club.

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