What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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