Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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