- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Sarah Palin

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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