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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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