A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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