A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Asian NASCAR.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Your mother is so fat.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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