I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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