How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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You're on fire.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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whats black. an african american person

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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you.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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