Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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who farted i did :]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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