This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops