I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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anti-joke teehee

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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