- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

A fat man on a moped

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Hello, nice to meet you.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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