What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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