I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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You.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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You're on fire.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Sarah Palin

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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