- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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