Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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