- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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