QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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hrih

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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