"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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