If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Chikin nuggets

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Jesus

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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hrih

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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