What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Jesus wept.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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