What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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girls basketball

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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You.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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