What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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