- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

This comment is anti to jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

The white guy did it!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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