Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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