How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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who farted i did :]

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Religion

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Obama 2012

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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