How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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lebron

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The NBA lockout

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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