Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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The Holocaust

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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