What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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