Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

This comment is anti to jokes.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

The white guy did it!

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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