What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A fat man on a moped

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Runescape.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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You.

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Anti Joke

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