- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

The white guy did it!

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

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