Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Jesus

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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