Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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