BUT HWY?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Women's Rights

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

This comment is anti to jokes.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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