- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What rymes with milk..... milf

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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