What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Obama.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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