why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Wumbo

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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