What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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womens sports...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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hrih

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