- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

I went to the store and I fell

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What color is a banana? yellow.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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