Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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