A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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The Colts this year.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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hrih

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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