Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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