What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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hrih

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