A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Jesus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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womens sports...

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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