What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Obama 2012

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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