How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Boom.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Wumbo

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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