Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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acuna

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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