Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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The Holocaust

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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lebron

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Your momma's so fat...

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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