- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

whats annoying and black? black people

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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