What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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women's rights

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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