A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Swag.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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