why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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womens sports...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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