An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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womens sports...

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Wumbo

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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