- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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