why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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