My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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lebron

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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