Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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