Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Jesus

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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