This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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69.9

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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i was molested.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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