- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats annoying and black? black people

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Women's rights.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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