So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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