Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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