- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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