Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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acuna

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i was molested.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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women's rights

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

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