What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Gale swallows.

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America Votes

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Knock knock

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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