What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Jesus

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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