Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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