Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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